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Puss in Boots
"PUSS IN BOOTS"
The story so far. The Puss in Boots is an idiot. He made the miller's son get into the river and pretend that his clothes had been stolen. He told the King and the Princess of Trafalmadore that he was the Marquis de Carabas and his clothes had been stolen by thieves. The Princess felt lust for the cat and they had a good snog. Once in the palace, seeing the naked Marquis, she changed her mind and started to lust over him. The Princess gave a ball in his honour, inviting the fairy tale characters of her acquaintance. They went to the balcony and watched how romantic Trafalmadore looked under the moonlight. They kissed and the King saw them and felt very annoyed by his daughter's fickleness. La donna é mobile and she would snog anybody who wore a pair of trousers including a cat. The angry King said, "if you want to snog my daughter, you must first prove yourself with an act of heroism". The false Marquis de Carabas had to return the clothes the King gave him and with the cat went into the world in search of adventures.
After walking the road for a few days, they saw a flying ship in the form of a whale. They boarded it and were immediately given the job of polishing the deck and a single boot which was the captain's. They found the captain to be a fierce creature with a single leg and a single eye. He had a missing finger nail that according to the other sailors was taken away by the dreaded "Big White Snarkel". As they were told this, one of the sailors noticed that the Snarkel was heading their way at full speed. The Captain jumped into a boat with his harpoon and told the two recruits to row towards the incoming Snarkel. Now read on...
"EL GATO CON BOTAS"
La historia hasta ahora. El Gato con Botas es un idiota. Hizo que el hijo del molinero se meta en el río y finja que le habían robado sus ropas. Les dijo al Rey y a
Después de caminar durante unos días, vieron un barco volando en forma de ballena. Subieron a bordo e inmediatamente se les dio el trabajo de lustrar la cubierta y el zapato único del capitán. Descubrieron que el capitán era un ser feroz con una sola pierna y un solo ojo. Le faltaba una uña de un dedo de la mano que, según los otros marineros, el temido Gran Snarkel Blanco se había llevado. Mientras les decían esto, uno de los marineros avistó al Snarkel que se acercaba al barco a toda velocidad. El Capitán saltó dentro un bote con su arpón y ordenó a los dos reclutas que remen hacia el Snarkel que se les venía encima. Ahora continúen leyendo...