Tuesday, 15 March 2011

Drunken Man


  1. What shall we do with the drunken... ?

  2. 5. Beat him with a cat 'til his back is bleedin'
    6. Put him in the bilge and make him drink it
    7. Truss him up with a runnin' bowline.
    8. Give 'im a dose of salt and water.
    9. Stick on 'is back a mustard platter.
    10. Send him up the crow's nest till he falls down,
    11. Tie him to the taffrail when she's yardarm under,
    12. Soak 'im in oil 'til he sprouts a flipper.
    13. Put him in the guard room 'til he's sober.
    14. That's what we'll do with the drunken sailor